What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Surprise!!!!
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?