How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What sweet treat never panics?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is a table you can eat?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.