How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?