How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?