How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which animal is the most religious?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call siblings who love math?