What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Families are like fudge.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?