What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you send a message in the forest?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What words make the best athletes?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?