Which family member is always relieved?
A ne-phew.
What animal should you never play poker with?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How do locomotives know where to go?