Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?