Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Who are Frosty's parents?