Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How do horses navigate at night?
What sport is full of interior designers?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?