Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How is life like toilet paper?