How do horses navigate at night?
By saddle light.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What fish only swims at night?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are ET's eyes so big?