My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's the opposite of irony?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How do bees get to school?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?