What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?