What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?