Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
When do cows get tired?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?