Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a pig thief?
How can you make 7 even?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a watch's eldest relative?