What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Trick or feet!
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why are scissors so forgiving?