What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Trick or feet!
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do elves learn in school?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?