What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a henway?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?