What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?