What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What tree has the most bark?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?