What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
Where does cheese invest its money?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?