What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Self-rising flour.
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What time is your dentist appointment?
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Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
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Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
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