What did summer say to spring?
Help, I'm going to fall!
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?