Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?