What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?