What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where does breakfast live?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How long do chickens work?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?