What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?