What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What animals make the best students?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why is spring the oddest season?