What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the cow cross the road?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How do you organize a space party?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?