What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's E.T. short for?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?