What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
What fish only swims at night?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?