When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?