Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How long will dinner be?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a silly hill?
When does a horse talk?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a cat's favorite board game?