What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the mirror cross the road?