What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
When should you start writing a book?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?