What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?