Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
What is the strongest animal?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's a car's favorite TV show?