Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How does the sun listen to music?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a pig thief?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which is the worst season?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is the smallest lion?