Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Because they want a grand slam.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"