What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the noisiest food?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?