Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
Why is summer always sad?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why was the broom late for school?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?