Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How does a taco bless the table?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?