What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which big cat never tells the truth?