What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?