Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do two skunks argue?