Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do bees buzz?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?