How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's the most masculine animal?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?