How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How are teens like cats?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why was the cat so small?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the dairy grumpy?