How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How does dinner smell?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?