Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How do birds threaten one another?
What car does Yoda® drive?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What fish only swims at night?
Which family member is always relieved?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?