Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?