What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Cookie Muenster.
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?