What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is the best day to go to the beach?