Why is winter considered holy?
Because of the snow angels!
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?