Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?