Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why are babies so good at basketball?