What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
What do cats wear to work?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?