What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the body of water think so much?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?