How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do stars go to college?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?