How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What sports are both plant-based?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?