What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do little fish love to play with?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?