What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What stories are told by basketball players?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?