Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do ducks have for lunch?