Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where does breakfast live?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?