What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call bears with no ears?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?