What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do naked fish play with?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?