What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Their ferry-on bags!
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why can't you trust a pig?