What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Their ferry-on bags!
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?