What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
The Flash!
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What tea do footballers drink?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?