Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What country has the most fish?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?