What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?