What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What dog wears contact lenses?