What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How do you wash a lamb?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What fish sings the best?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the cat go to medical school?