Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do cats wear to work?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?