Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What makes music in your hair?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?